10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus