10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fold and live to fold again
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear