10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• im going to 2 out you to death