10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.