10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...