10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- It's Free To Fold...