10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.