10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!