10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "No river, no fish."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright