10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."