10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"