10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fook the floosh droo!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.