10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003