10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave