10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water