10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.