10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!