10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim