10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson