10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die