10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury