10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)