10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.