10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"