10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson