10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT