10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• It's Free To Fold...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.