10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.