10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth