10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes