10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright