10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike