10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright