10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT