10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.