10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"