10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha