10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson