10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain