10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob