10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.