10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain