10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "No river, no fish."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!