10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)