10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986