10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.