10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.