10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom