10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson