10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.